# Oh no… imstkaes!

Sorry, but you do know that I am a human, and therefore makes misatkes. But they do help us learn, and I has learned from mi miskates. Here we go!

• In the Happy 3.141592653589793238462643385279… Day! post, I got the digits in the title wrong. The bold numbers say that it’s 5279 in the last few digits that I wrote, but it’s actually 3279.
• In the Zero Is? I say “Wait. Who said it was PRIME?” but I actually meant “Wait. Who said it WASN’T prime?” Sorry!
• The Tangram is not a toy. Sorry, 5-year-old kiddies!
• In the blog about feeding people 0 pizzas, I stated that

So 5/0 = um, 0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0 = STILL ZERO!!!!! SO 5 could not be reached.

ME!!!!!

then 5/1 = 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1= um, 42. So no, the text above (So 5/0 = um,) is incorrect.

• I stated in Maths, but simpler that Topology: stretching, bending and squeezing solids to make them into different things, but 2D shapes are allowed.

I cna’t go on aymorne. I wlil sotp and fsniih tihs bolg.

Bye!

# Boroumeen Rings? Trafoel Not? Jouns Pollynoumeal?

NO! THAT IS NOT IT!

Okay, what did I do? Borromean rings are three rings all together in a knot, but not any knot: If you remove one, the other two are unstuck.

You can make one anytime. Take 3 rings of the same size, and cut one up into a strip of paper. You will need tape. Put the other two together so that one is inside the other. Now take the strip, and make it into a ring, but it must go inside the inside ring, and outside the outside ring.

It might be trickier to draw them, and there are millions of mistakes, like this one:

Next up is the Trefoil Knot. Do knot confuse knot with not, or it will be: Trefoil NOT

How to make it? Take a piece of string, make a knot, and join the ends with tape or a glue gun or whatever. Presto! Yer knot is here.

Drawing is EASY.

Jouns Pollynoumeal? Jones Polynomial! What are they? Well, Jones polynomials are NOT normal polynomials, but this is an example of a Jones polynomial:

Different Jones Polynomials are given to knots with different numbers of crossings. No, I CAN’T ALWAYS EXPLAIN EVERYTHING! GO SEARCH IT UP!

# Moar of the bad stuff!

I TOLD YOU! There are going to be millions of mistakes in the web, and this one will tell you about it. Here it is …

Phi: No, the Milky Way does not use phi. Please, don’t believe me. Search it up.

Hexaflexagons: I accidentally wrote They are Dangerous instead of They are dangerous.

Pi: Archimedes? He NEEDS TO HAVE EXISTED!!!!! Famous stuff won’t exist if he didn’t!!!!! And Tau would never exist if pi didn’t!

And that’s all. See ya!

By the way, #youcanlearnanything.

# Mistakes in my previous posts

So, so, so.

So what?

Harry Potter, The Goblet of Fire

As you know, nobody, especially people who don’t know how to write the perfect post, is perfect. There have been some mistakes in my previous mistakes and, well, only in the Welcome! post.

Mistakes: No, this probably won’t save you from getting eaten by man-eating sharks or getting out of the sea. You’ll probably DIE.

Moar mistakes: the part about only the Welcome! post having mistakes, and then, we have MOAR AND MOAR MISTAKES …

Moar Moar mistakes: in the hexagons thing post, hexagons are NOT boring! Hexagons are awesome, with the design used by bees. How dare you Mr. Author!

How dare I? How dare you call me Mr. Author!!!!! I don’t want you to call me that!!! You understand?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The author